We are Legion

So I took the plunge and went to see Legion.



An out-of-the-way diner becomes the unlikely battleground for the survival of the human race. When God loses faith in humankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner with the Archangel Michael

8 Things I learned from seeing Legion

1. Even though empowered by the will and armed with the might of God, angels are powerless against a good choke hold (aka the dope fiend). The dope fiend is such a powerful technique how can the heavens allow man to yield such a weapon? Let alone the Ultimate Warrior?

2. When fighting a general in God’s angel army, hitting them in the head with an old TV set won’t help you win the fight but will buy you enough time to run away and hide

3. An Angel’s wings are bulletproof…but angels themselves are apparently not

4. Angels in God’s army get their weapons training on the planet Thanagar

5. Tyrese didn't bring the rain

6. In angel boot camp all recruits are taught to spin in a 360 with their wings out to great a divine blender of death that takes down any foe be it human, fellow angel or Dennis Quaid

7. If you are pregnant with the second coming of Jesus its okay to smoke cigarette...Surgeon general ain't got shit on your healthcare provider’s skills

8. Angels have kick ass tattoos…….but when they die they give their tattoos to mildly retarded people. And despite of the tattoos being written in an angelic script they instruct you to find prophets that can read the tattoos….Jay and Silent Bob anyone



Ultimately the baby is born...Micheal becomes an angel again (after getting killed by Gabriel) because he "gave God what God needed not what he wanted" (which is what Gabriel was try to do by killing the child). The baby, her mom and Dennis Quaids mildly retarded son drive off into the Sunset and you ask yourself what if Jesus was raised by Sling Blade...cuz that is where it seems a sequel would be going
-Snaxx-