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Things Every Superhero Should Know

- Long flowing capes should only be worn by professional superheroes, not amateurs. Especially around moving machinery.

- If a super-villain wants to rant, just let him rant. It’ll give you valuable information and enough time to escape his death-trap.

- Don’t fly around while carrying a car or large metal objects. You’ll get picked up by military radar.

- Do not charge directly at the giant killer robot. There are several different ways to solve any difficult problem, and the obvious solution isn’t always the best. Especially if a mad scientist is involved.

- If you ever get hit by a shrink-ray, just stay calm. Use your new size to your advantage. And don’t provoke any household pets.

- Try to avoid getting hit by a high-powered energy cannon. Just because you’re bulletproof does not mean that you’re invulnerable.

- If a UFO approaches the earth, try to communicate with it before you attack. Maybe it’s not invading. Maybe it’s just trying to find a parking space.

- The secret to an effective superhero team-up is communication. If your greatest weakness is your partner’s main power, just say so.

- If you’re going to have a secret headquarters, then make sure it’s clean, dry, and isn’t going to cave in. Crime-fighting equipment doesn’t come cheap.

- If you travel back in time, do not contact your ancestors, do not send yourself messages, and do not try to alter your own timeline. These things never turn out well.

- Gigantic rampaging monsters might look intimidating. But chances are they’re more scared of you than you are of them.

- No matter how hectic your life is, do not clone yourself, do not create a robot duplicate, and do not bring your twin from an alternate dimension into our world. It’s more trouble than its worth, and you’ll just wind up fighting yourself.

- Evil henchmen are people too. They work hard, and most of them don’t have health insurance. Try not to injure them too badly.

- If you have X-ray vision, then use it responsibly. People have a right to their privacy.

- Most people aren’t dressed warmly enough for flying at high speeds. Try to remember that before carrying them with you.

- After you foil a bank robbery, don’t forget to put the money back in the bank.

- Fighting crime is a dirty job. Be sure to wash your costume regularly.

- Think carefully before telling your girlfriend your secret identity. Be sure that she can handle the news well. You never know when she might become your ex-girlfriend.

- If you have a young side-kick, make sure they know when it’s appropriate to provide comic-relief and when it isn’t. Jokes made at the expense of funerals, weddings, ancient pagan gods, and dying alien civilizations can often be in poor taste.

- If you ever encounter an evil super-intelligent computer, the first thing you should try is unplugging the computer. This will usually save you a lot of time and aggravation.

- If a power-mad emperor has a beautiful daughter, do not fall in love with the daughter. She will have daddy issues, and they will put a strain on the relationship.

- Deactivating a doomsday device can take a while. If you’re pressed for time, just throw it into the sun.

- No matter how strong you are, you should not try to lift up a building. You're only going to damage the infrastructure, and it's just a bad idea.

- And finally, it’s tough to balance a civilian life with fighting crime and saving the planet from certain doom. But you can make it easier with a few simple steps, like using a day-planner and taking frequent power naps.

Episode 49

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Ghetto.

Muscle Thug Love.

Frankenhooker

GNFOS

The revolution is being televised

Fat big Ten

Nikki Interview

Love at first rhyme

Body by Liefield?

Robby L

And now the show:
The Booty jacking bonanza begins, as the group new and old discuss and disect prison love and its consequences. The guys also talk about a gamut of other things like Politics and the God of Art Liefeld himself..

Casting Call
Episode 49 part 1.

Casting 2: Cast Harder
Episode 49 part 2.

Casting 3: Cast b****es Cast
Episode 49 part 3.

Casting: The final Call
Episode 49 part 4.

Turistas

It seemed like most of the advertising for this movie billed it as a torture fest along the line of Hostel and Saw. But while Turistas does contain its share of violence, there’s really only one scene that’s comparable to those films. The rest of it manages to stand on it’s own as a tense, solid thriller.

The movie follows vacationing Americans traveling through Brazil by bus, who happen to meet a couple other tourists on holiday. After the bus breaks down, the group finds themselves stranded at a secluded beach. Rather than wait aimlessly for the next bus to come along, they decide to stay awhile and get on with partying and drinking themselves into unconsciousness.

But the next morning they discover that they were drugged, and robbed while asleep. A local they befriended earlier named Kiko appears, and seems to want to help them. He leads the wayward vacationers to a remote house that he claims is owned by his uncle.

Of course, this movie is a horror-thriller. And if the uncle was as altruistic as Kiko claimed, there wouldn’t be much of a story here.

The “uncle” turns out to be a psychotic medical doctor who shows up at the house with a group of thugs, takes the vacationers prisoner, and plans to harvest their organs for sale on the black market. Some of the vacationers go under the knife, some are killed off, and a few manage to make a break for it. From there, the story leads to a chase through an underwater cave and some of the most tense, memorable scenes in the story.

Turistas may not bring much in the way of originality, but it does hit all the right story beats, and manages to be entertaining. A torture-horror flick that’s light on the torture, but heavy on the suspense.

- Nate

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Ghost Rider: Trail of Tears

If you’re a comic book fan, then chances are you recognize the name of Garth Ennis. You also know that he has a great feel for dialogue, and he’s known for writing series like The Boys, Crossed, Preacher, and Punisher Max. While Ghost Rider: Trailer of Tears isn’t one of Ennis’s better known works, it is worth seeking out.

Trail of Tears begins with a violent, bloody battle in the American Civil War. In the aftermath, a former slave named Caleb discovers a wounded Union soldier named Travis Parham on the field, and takes Parham back to his farm. After Parham recovers, he works on Caleb’s farm to pay off his debt, and in the process befriends Caleb and his family.

Later, Parham rides out to the frontier to seek his fortune, but winds up returning to Caleb’s farm two years later. To Parham’s horror, he discovers that Caleb and his family have been slaughtered, and he starts hunting down the killers.

But Parham soon learns that the Ghost Rider is going after the same group as well. And no matter what Parham originally meant to do, the plans of the Spirit of Vengeance are much, much worse.

Now there’s one thing I should mention about Garth Ennis’s work. While I am a fan, I don’t care for his writing when he’s making fun of superheroes, or shooting for crass, gross-out humor. In those cases, Ennis’s raunchiness can often overpower his own work, and lessen what might otherwise be a compelling story.

But in the case of Ghost Rider: Trail of Tears, I’m happy to report that Garth Ennis was in his “serious” mode when he wrote it. And he appears to have used the basic concept of the Ghost Rider as just an excuse to write a kick-ass, B-movie, Old West horror comic. While it doesn’t reach the greatness of Ennis’s Preacher or Punisher comics, it’s still a solid story.

- Nate

Episode 48

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Much thanks the Marc the maestro of many an episode.

Ghetto.

Muscle Thug Love.

Do they speak English in Maine?

This is for the Polanskis of the world.

SHARKTOPUS!

SHARKTOPUS! AGAIN!

Wanna chat sometime.

Better than Murderball?

And now the show:
Thank the good lord it seems that the audio has been marginally saved by NOT using noise cancellation. Oh yeah, Chris, Keith, and Nate are on today with yours truly, the guy who's writing this schlock.

Fat Mutton
Episode 48 part 1.

The Dragon’s Teeth
Episode 48 part 2.

Sorry we’re spinning
Episode 48 part 3.